Oh fuck me goddamnit
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What an exciting day. The reveal of the Xbox Juan!
Confirmed: the XboxJuan will produce amazing, authentic Citrus Margaritas out of the box on day one.
Confirmed: Every SKU will come bundled with a mini mariachi band bobble head decal that Velcro’s perfectly onto your Xbox Juan Kinect dispositivo!
Confirmed: Also bundled in the XboxJuan box will be a copy of Nacho Libre!
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I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.
Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.
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She thinks we can’t see her.
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oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
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how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
ever.
I based an art project on this last year
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